I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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