After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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