i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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