what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
he high fived his dick after we had sex
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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