turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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