I don't think brook has ever known best
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
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What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
as a side note pls kill me
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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