If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
This is my gift to your gina
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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