Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
