Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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