i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
