I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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