you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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