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• (559): View more from California

  you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.

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• (818): View more from California

  Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.

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• (805): View more from California

  Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?

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  and why are they spooning a flamingo?

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  they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.

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• (310): View more from California

  Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Her only article of clothing is an American Flag

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• (760): View more from California

  No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.

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• (310): View more from California

  I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?

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• (805): View more from California

  I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals

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• (863): View more from Florida

  I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man

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