i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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