lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
