Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
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I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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