If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
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I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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