so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Boobs are out for the taking
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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