The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
