You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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