Christians are straight up FREAKS
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
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I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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