do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
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smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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