i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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