I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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