drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so explain again why im purple
no
I think my vagina is haunted
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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