Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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