Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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