Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
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"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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