well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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