Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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