Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
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so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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