how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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