We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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