He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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