I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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