Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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