talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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