Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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