Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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Oh Jesus.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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