Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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