butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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