we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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