i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..