a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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