So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She's the barista slut.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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