Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
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