So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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