Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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