That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
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