I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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