I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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