Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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